Video break: Falwell's university gets a rap anthem: 'If College is a Watch, Liberty's a Rolex'

Jesus wept. You can ask the good folks over at Right Wing Watch for the 4 minutes of your life back that you just wasted on this jaw-dropper.

Follow Christ 'cause he knows best,

And this school is so blessed,

Only college in the whole country with a Snowflex,

Perfect is the aim and you should expect no less,

If college is a watch, Liberty's a Rolex.