The Interview didn’t kill me

I went to the movies with my family yesterday. No, we didn’t see The Interview. C’mon, it’s a Seth Rogen movie. The North Koreans are going about this all wrong. They should pirate a copy and use it to torture people by making them sit through it repeatedly. Or even once. We saw Big Hero 6.  We didn’t realize until we got there that The Interview was playing in the adjacent theater. Somehow, we survived. The hackers’ threats are empty. Enjoy the holidays.