This would be soooooooo funny

...if I wasn't the person living through it. Not the best day of my life. At least it began humorously. Thing 1: Ew, how'd you get that thing on your lip? Me: Oh, um, some guy kind of tapped me during karate last night. Thing 1: *sighs* Mummy, you're supposed to block. He proceeded with demonstrations. Aw, bless. But I've been busy. Husband has been busy. Life has been a bit nutty. Have had numerous conversations with Husband that go a bit like this, "Yes, we need to talk about that. Will do, after I get back from Durban." And...