Sorry about that

With apologies to haiku master Basho and everyone else. pic.twitter.com/CpzXB6kwwq

— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) December 3, 2014

I would also like to apologize to the neighbor who attempted to compliment me on our new deck while I was staking a giant plastic candy cane into the ground, my incompetence simultaneously narrated by both my teenage son and his grandma. Timing is everything, you know. Anyhow, the rest of our decorating tale is on Huffington Post Parents. In haiku, of course.