Please fire me. I work in a correctional facility where most of the inmates haven’t washed their...

Please fire me. I work in a correctional facility where most of the inmates haven’t washed their hands since they were booked into jail. I eat lunch at my desk (30 minute break) because it takes too long to go through the main gate to the parking lot, find fast food, and return to go through the metal detector (intrusive body search some days). There is no soap dispenser in our bathrooms.  We used to bring our own plastic bottles, but now the warden says we can’t bring soap in any more.  We might be concealing contraband.