Update: nothing to see here

***update2: Thanks to a USB modem (I feel like I’m in 2009!), I was able to get it up (snicker) everywhere. Right now it’s live at half the stores. I’m leaving the blog post b/c it happened, dammit, and I must embrace my failure and shame. :-) Thanks for bearing with me, friends.***

***update: Going to the backup plan tomorrow afternoon.***

This is a very fast PSA for anyone who might be looking for Shark #3. The good news is that it’s finished. The bad news is that I’ve got really, really, rea...