Dear Standing-On-The-Side-of-the-Road-Twirly-Sign Guy

If your sign is:
A)backwards
B)upside down
C)behind your back
D)spinning so rapidly as to be unreadable
or
E)on the ground because you really kind of suck at the whole "spinning the sign" thing, then it may in fact be kind of difficult for me to figure out precisely what you're trying to advertise. Which, after all, is supposed to be the point.

Love,
Richard