Don't Judge a Writer by Her Browser History

Writing is an interesting profession because it often leads you to look up things that most people wouldn't. I have actually gotten into the habit of clearing my browser history pretty regularly because of this. Only God and the NSA know how many red flags my various searches have turned up.

Here are five assumptions you might make about me, based on my online research.

1. Bound to Accept - This girl watches a lot of porn.

2. Tantalized - This girl watches a lot of really fucked-up porn.

3. Cloak and Dagger - This girl is planning a mass execution.

4. Black Beast - This girl seems to like animals a little *too* much.

5. Fearscape - This girl likes animals a little *too* much and is planning a mass execution and watches a lot of fucked up porn.

The takeaway message here is a crazy browser history does not a crazy person make.

Now, someone searching for "Justin Bieber movie Christian Grey twist ties," on the other hand, is clearly up to no good.