headlines that shouldn't be true hut are

Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Elections a ‘more meaningful measure’ if voters must pass a test(u think most tea baggers could past a test? she sure as hell couldn't. 61% of mericans could not name the three branches of govt))
Witnesses: Officer stepped back, gunned down California man outside liquor storeRush Limbaugh’s black sidekick, Snerdley: Segregation was the ‘good old days’
‘It belongs to God!’: Pat Robertson rebukes viewer who wants churches to pay taxes(he above all should be taxed -- hi show is political not religious)
Free weed to military veterans: Colorado event draws 700, and some grumbling
Fox News explains why contraception is bad and tobacco is good: Because men, that’s why.(only Fucker Tarlson could come up with this)Swedish man acquitted of rape charges after court accepts 'sexsomnia' defense(this is like the allfluenza defense)i' 


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Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Elections a ‘more meaningful measure’ if voters must pass a test

4chan to Emma Watson: You speak out on gender equality, we release nude photos

Rick Perry: Joan Rivers might still be alive if NYC had strict Texas abortion law

Witnesses: Officer stepped back, gunned down California man outside liquor store

Shady Wisconsin militia ‘targets’ Dem voters for arrest on open warrants in black districts

GOP nominee hires then fires new aide within hours after seeing 'n*gger,' 'F*cking Jews' tweets

Wesleyan, accused of harboring 'Rape Factory,' orders frats to admit women

Scientists 'hack' tobacco plants to produce much higher yield -- still working on food

Gun lovers parade with firearms to protest arrest of black open-carry activist