Vanity

To the best of my knowledge I no longer possess the ligaments in my right shoulder responsible for keeping said shoulder from dislocating. I discovered this fun fact at 19 after an operation which was to help my shoulder given that it (and I quote two highly trained medical surgeons) "clunk clunked." Two clicks instead of one made the normal problem unique. Ah, case studies - always fascinating until you are one. After the surgery was said and done, I was given the lovely message that my days of competitive sports were over. And to be fair, other than that...