Your Search Questions Answered, Volume 19
Robert asks the billion dollar question: HOW TO WRITE A CLASSICAL NOVEL — and here’s his answer — It’s a 12 step process.
Have crappy parents. 2. Go to Ivy League school. 3. Drink a lot. 4. Fail out of Ivy League school. 5. Do drugs a lot. 6. Drink a lot some more. 7. Marry a crazy person. 8. Write great novel. 9. Do more drugs a lot. 10. Divorce crazy person and marry another crazy person. 11. Write terrible novel. 12. Kill yourself.
After your death, that great novel you wrote (step 8) will become a classic. Well done!
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