Hello, Creator

Lyle Logan: "Why? Give me one reason I should believe this crap? I think, therefore I am. I don't need some frickin' deity to tell me—"
Arlene: "Yes, you do. Without me, you can't form words. And, son, you will watch your mouth on this blog. Understand?"
Lyle: "No. I don't understand a god@#$% thing. Because you're bored, the sweetest guy on—where the @#$% am I? Cyberspace? Right. Anyway, my twin suffers a horrible death and it's my fault?"

Sigh. "I'm not infallible."

Lyle: "Just a self righteou...