warrenellis:(via The Pseudoscientific World Of TOMTIT: A...

warrenellis:

(via The Pseudoscientific World Of TOMTIT: A HOLOCAUST IN THE PALM OF HIS HAND)

Dear Mr. Ellis,

I don’t drink very much these days, or at least not as much as I used to. This being the case, I’d like to ask that, in future, you make every effort to coordinate your posts with my non-drinking hours. Said hours are abundant, and should not in any way hamper the volume or content of your post. I am making this request in the hope that it will prevent any future occasions on which I wake...