Crazy White Man Alert! (Or, More Things People of Color Can't Get Away With…)

Hello, my name is Phil Davison. I'm running for office and I live in a van down by the river.

Um, yeah, if by 'live,' you mean, cook up your meth there…Ok, Ok, he didn't say that, about the meth, or the van, or the river, but he perfectly channels the Chris Farley character who did…

Even in the pantheon of crazy ass white men in politics, this guy takes the cake. Any black guy does this, he's shot dead by the end of the first 60 seconds…or at least tasered. I'm really hoping this is a prank...