Single Problems
I just want to state here, at the beginning, 99% of the time, I really do enjoy being single. There's something nice about being able to take full control of all those crazy decisions that you make and not having to worry about what a significant other things (read: starting a Mary Kay business). However, we all have those moments where things we love have downsides. As far as being single, here's some humorous reasons that I like to "claim" as being the reason I'm single.
A Few Reasons I'm Single:
Reason #4513: I write sponsored posts about tissues.
Reason #6834: I like barbecue too much. Do you know how messy that stuff is?
Reason #3: Um, there's no one in my life I would date. That wants to date me.
Reason #694: Have you seen those goofy girl posts? I make those faces. And willingly post them on the internet. No shame, y'all.
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Reason #17: All the men I meet while doing Mary Kay? Yeah, they're already dating the ladies I meet in Mary Kay.
Reason #7980: I kill people. In my books.
Reason #664: I think mothers are getting smarter about warning their boys about gingers.
Reason #6709: I have a thyroid disease which makes me a human popsicle. No one wants to cuddle with a popsicle.
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Like I said, these are just some goofy reasons why I am single and some of the "downfalls" of being single. I'm sure I could do a whole series on this, so I'll have to keep writing reasons down. If you're single, what are some of the reasons you blame for your singleness? Or some of the downsides?
