YOU MAY BE A WRITER IF:

YOU MAY BE A WRITER IF:

You go to work in your PJs.

GMC means something different than a vehicle.

You buy chocolate in bulk.

You’re at a restaurant brainstorming/plotting and a guy comes to your table, shows you his badge and wants to know who you’re plotting to kill.

You visit the White House only to ask the Secret Service Agents questions.

When you think of Pirates it isn’t the kind that sail the seven seas.

You have conversations with, clothes shop, and cook meals for characters who only exist in...