Going back

Today is my son's first day of school!

6:15
*knock knock knock*
E: What is there for breakfast?
Me: Wuh?

6:25
(bounding into room wearing shirt two sizes too small)
E: I'm all ready!
Me: That shirt doesn't fit.
E: What do you mean?
Me: (gestures to mirror)
E: Oh.

6:27
(bounding into room wearing shirt that is actually pajama top)
E: I'm all ready now!
Me: Um. That's a pajama top.
E: No it's not!
Me: Feel it.
E: (touches scary flame-resistant cloth) Oh.

6:30
(bounding into room wearing faded old t-shirt from las...