"I was in charge of a unit assigned to River Boat Patrol. One...

"I was in charge of a unit assigned to River Boat Patrol. One night we were tossing grenades into the water, and it sounded like one landed inside of the ship, so everybody jumped off. Turned out it was just an empty container clanking around, but one of the guys never made it back to the ship. A few days later, some villagers found his body in the river and brought it to our camp. It was really bloated."