"I brought a guy home with me last 4th of July. When I woke up,...

"I brought a guy home with me last 4th of July. When I woke up, he was frantically patting the bed around him. Then he told me: ‘I think I pissed the bed.’ He was right. I ended up having to go buy some spray at the pet store."
"Did you go out with him again?"
"Once or twice."