Haha, oh shit, that IS you! What a crazy world this is.
It’s great to meet you. Sorry for my cranky words; you sound like a completely reasonable person and I’m clearly out of line here. I apologize for adding negativity into your life, I just got caught up in a rapidly-spreading internet meme, the message of which seemed problematic to me, and forgot that the meme’s source was a human being, with the kind of feelings that all non-Daniel human beings have.