May 20: More Life Lessons

If walking shoes don’t make your feet feel whole,

For heaven’s sake, don’t buy them! Don’t get pissed

And try to shame a shameless Twitter troll,

Especially if she’s a journalist.

When changing purses, don’t forget your wallet,

And always keep to-do lists close at hand.

Plug-in expired? Have IT re-install it-

The next time that it’s needed won’t be planned.

And should an urgent matter slip your mind,

While waiting on another, what you do

When you remember: call her, but be kind-

It’s probable that she f...