There Are Certain Things You Do

If, for example, you have spent the day hauling bags of cedar mulch in your wife's convertible* because A)you haven't worked on your house's landscaping since the Pleistocene and B)it's a lot easier to dump bags of mulch into a convertible than to try to shove them into the back seat of a Camry, and while doing that hauling you have thoroughly coated the interior of said convertible with cedar dust, which gives said convertible the homey and comforting smell of a closet and ensures that cloth...