Has it really been five years?

Meet my wife...Karen.
Aaron & Karen...aw. Our names rhyme. Starbucks employees love that one every time.
Ten points to Gryffindor if you can guess from the picture on the right what Karen's views on being quiet Suzie Homemaker are.Everyone says don't judge a book by its cover, but come on. Any of you out there ever met a silent wife?
My point exactly.
Today marks five years since Karen convinced me to march onto a stage, hit my mark, and say my lines. At first, I thought the applause from fam...