MAN RULES, with a twist

My husband sent this to me one day. He thought it was funny. I also thought it was funny. Mostly because it's partly true. The other part... Well, that's in blue.

The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.)  We always hear " the rules" from the female side.... Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind...