In the name of all that is holy! My husband is not a woman!

I married him for his big…

MUSCLES!

I think men can be men, women can be women, gay men can be gay men, lesbians can be lesbians, bi people can be all bi, asexual people can be asexual, transgender people can be transgender, nudists can be nudists (I just don’t want to play volleyball with them), dogs will be dogs, cats will be cats (and they secretly rule the world and we are their minions – This cat has a history of violence! Sorry, that 911 call was just toooooo funny. I’m thinking the cat h...