How to Score an Authentic Hermes Birkin Bag Today (or Tomorrow)
People are always asking me how they can get a Birkin bag at Hermès TODAY (or tomorrow). Well here's the bottom line on that:
1) Read my book. I can assure you that after reading my book you'll know how to get a Birkin today.
or
2) Buy from a reputable re-seller. You'll pay a premium but you don't even have to get dressed or leave the comfort of your home. A couple of clicks, or a phone call, a bank wire, and voila...the bag will be at your home in about 24 to 48 hours.
or
3) Pay an Hermès sales associate a few thousand dollars (obviously not inside the store...this tactic has to be done surreptitiously) or buy them a very pricey (as in a few thousand dollars) gift. It's that old saying: Money talks, bullshit walks. This tactic works quite well and can be used repeatedly. (This is one of the favored methods of the gals at the Purse Forum.)
1) Read my book. I can assure you that after reading my book you'll know how to get a Birkin today.
or
2) Buy from a reputable re-seller. You'll pay a premium but you don't even have to get dressed or leave the comfort of your home. A couple of clicks, or a phone call, a bank wire, and voila...the bag will be at your home in about 24 to 48 hours.
or
3) Pay an Hermès sales associate a few thousand dollars (obviously not inside the store...this tactic has to be done surreptitiously) or buy them a very pricey (as in a few thousand dollars) gift. It's that old saying: Money talks, bullshit walks. This tactic works quite well and can be used repeatedly. (This is one of the favored methods of the gals at the Purse Forum.)
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