The Eviscerati Coffee Consumption Scale

In keeping with the kind of week I've been having, I present to you the Eviscerati Coffee Consumption Scale, or ECCS. ECCS is designed to measure critical levels of coffee consumption, which in turn is used to evaluate other environmental conditions which may be influencing said levels of coffee consumption.

ECCS Levels are described below. Check with your employer to determine if your company is adequately prepared to respond to these scenarios:

ECCS Level 1

Minor coffee event. Caffeine consump...