Do you *really* want to know what they think?

I'm pinching this meme from severedscythe  in the hilarious hope that someone will ask Gary for advice.

Ask any character I've written for advice, and they will provide it, advice columnist style. Your problems or fictional characters' problems both welcome. Management is not responsible for the results of following said advice

Of course, I have four books' worth of characters to ask advice from - gay rock stars, witches, court jesters, publicists, castle guards, kings and medical personnel are al