Interview w/a Pretty Boy

Shane is in the hot seat.

Part One

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Av: Thank you, for taking the time to talk to me. I know you must be a very busy man.

Shane: ::Shrugs:: I had five minutes to spare.

Av: So let’s get straight to the most important thing: You’re having a baby.

Shane: Yes.

Av: With your husby.

Shane: Yes.

Av: How do you feel about that?

Shane: Scared shitless, really. We’re about to be responsible for another human being. Half the time we’re not responsible enough to take care of us.

Av: What does that mean?

Shane:...