I can’t help myself…

Yeah, I know, I promised to shut up. But I’m bored.

Don’t know about your spam but this is my spam…

No woman wants a floppy disk.

Your gigantic rocket can send her over the moon!

Be more man than she can stand.

Put a big charge in your rod of steel. (Sounds kinda dangerous to me.)

Guaranteed twenty times larger. (Sounds kinda painful for you.)

And my favorite (onomatopoei at its best)– Horny Housewives Hungry for Hookups.

All I’ve done is bitch about a broken finger. This attracts porn spam?

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