"I was coming home from basketball practice, and I was supposed...

"I was coming home from basketball practice, and I was supposed to pick up laundry for my dad. But these two guys were arguing outside the laundry so I stopped to watch them, and one of them pulled out a gun and shot the other one in the head. I turned and ran as fast as I could until I got home to my dad."
"What did your dad say?"
"Let’s wait until tomorrow to get the laundry."