Important Things We Discuss Before He Leaves for Work

Sent at 7:18 AM on Tuesday

Scott:  !

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-10847838

"In a scene reminiscent of the film Jaws, home video taken at Seaside Park Beach in the US state of New Jersey shows a shark causing a furor by coming ashore briefly before turning away and returning to open seas."

Me: I love how the screaming gets loudest when he beaches himself. Like that's the time to worry!

Scott: Heh.

You never know. He might decide to grow legs.

He could.

He's a shark.