I can't be funny, smart, charming, AND be a good kisser, you guys. God has his limits, too, you know.

Because I am a very important and busy person in charge of multiple high-powered projects, I decided to take some time out of my hectic schedule this Valentine's afternoon to engage in a little kiss cam action with Ryan Gosling.

Sorry if you're totally jonesing to make out with me after looking at these pics. I'm saving myself for this guy that I met at a party a few years ago and who got my number a couple days later on Facebook but then I had to get a new phone a couple days after that and so he probably thinks that I blew him off even though I was totally smitten with him and would sigh out a "GOD you're hot" every time he posted a new photo and kept waiting for him to bring it up again but now apparently he has a girlfriend and they're in Hawaii right now, probably making out on the beach.

Not for long, though, after he gets totally jealous seeing me make out with Ryan Gosling and realizes what he's missing out on when it comes to some super great awesome kissing action from yours truly!