This is the kind of stuff I think about when you aren’t looking–

How come in dystopian futuristic YA novels people still need glasses? If a society is advanced enough to stick computer chips in our brains and create actual living holograms, why on earth can’t it fix our damn nearsightedness?

I was at the gas station the other day filling my tank, and this car pulled up to the pump opposite me. The driver, a guy, got out of his car and because his pants were sagging so low he fell flat on his face. And he was wearing Swarovski Crystal-studded white boxers. C...