Why Do I Feel Like I Just Went Down With the Titanic?

Whoa!!! I suddenly think I’m supposed to feel like the bubble gum on the bottom of an aristocrat’s shoe.

But I don’t…

I don’t typically respond personally to the gibberish that is floating all over the internet, but I’m surprisingly emotional about Donald Maass’s “adorable” article on Writer Unboxed. (“Adorable” is a southern lady’s way of saying many things that mean something other than adorable. None of them good. And none of them get said on this blog.)

You should read the entire article her...