And It Wasn’t Even A Swim Suit!

This is why I don’t shop for clothes. You know? It’s a real downer.

But I am sorely lacking in nice-casual attire. My standard uniform is jeans. If I want to dress up I wear black jeans.

So I went shopping. Actual shopping for a change as opposed to virtual shopping.

Oh shopping, I hate you so...

I stopped in one department store. I picked out a bunch of shirts and slacks in my size and the sales clerk put them in a dressing room for me.

Dressing rooms are like the dentist – torture.

I have this ru...