So you can stop sticking those pins in that voodoo doll now.

I was talking with J.W. Manus the other day about my broken foot.

Yeah, shaddup. I’m a klutz. This is not news to me.

Except it was kinda funny in that when one smacks one’s foot against the bed post, typically one hops up and down, cussing for 3-5 minutes. This was more rolling on the floor screaming and cussing for 15-20 minutes.

You see, I was about to take Jake for his evening walk so I says, “Hey Jake, we’re gonna go for a walk but first I need to put the birds to bed.” (Jake knows this mea...