Global warming is upon us! Break out the winter coats and sunblock.

As the country suffers its worst freeze in decades, many are debating whether this proves or disproves the global warming theory. Let me summarize how weather events are caused by global warming.

Global warming causes extreme cold.

Global warming causes extreme heat.

Global warming causes flooding.

Global warming causes drought.

Global warming causes more hurricanes.

Global warming causes fewer hurricanes.

Global warming causes more tornadoes.

Global warming causes fewer tornadoes.

To summarize, if there is a weather event out there or if there is no weather event, it is being caused the global warming. The science is settled and the global warming deniers will burn in hell, unless hell freezes over because of…global warming.