A Writer’s Christmas List

Dear Santa,

I haven’t necessarily been a good person this year, but I promise, if you’ll just send me these things ( a writer care package, if you will) I will be much better. Come on, cut me some slack. I am a writer, after all.

An editor
A cover artist (or an unlimited supply of customizable covers. Up to you.)
Alcohol
Better plots
Better characters
Better writing skills
More pens
Lots of paper
Lots of white out
More pens
Coffee
More pens
Pretty notebooks
More pens
Pretty things to put on my desk
A desk to put my pretty things on
$5,000,000 tax-free book deal
Fame and fortune
No writer’s block this year

Thank you, Santa. You’re a bro.

Sincerely,

A Writer

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