Vampire Jokes

Just for fun.

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32 reasons not to become a vampire.

1. No more garlic toast.
2. Blood diet causes the WORST morning breath.
3. Thanks to Madonna, Holy Symbols have become fashionable.
4. All elder vampires have that "More Tormented than Thou" attitude.
5. Those pesky mortals all have read the morning paper before you.
6. Eternal embarrassment at having been represented by Tom Cruise.
7. Sleeping in native earth causes toadstools to grow in one's shorts.
8. Roving gangs of werewolves beat up on...