Different planets,eh?

Me: "Don't you dare wake her up! I have some work to finish before she gets up." 
Chap: "But I need to talk to her before I go to office." 
Me : "NO! Cooking is still not over. I still need to send a few mails. NO, please don't wake her up!" 
Chap nods, but I know he is upto no good by the way he agrees tamely. A strange calmness envelops the house and I know that this is the calm before a storm.
A bawling sound is heard. I rush in to check on the offspring. 
Just in time to se...