Calling All Fruitcakes!

I'm starting a Fruitcake Sanctuary at Casa Sullivan this year for all of the hated, despised, and unwanted fruitcakes in the U.S.A.  Every fruitcake will receive loving attention and unabashed adoration since I'm one of only about two people who actually likes fruitcake. 

Please send your unwanted fruitcakes to:

A. Sullivan
C/O The Downtown YMCA
716 South Perry Street
Montgomery, AL 36104

And just to clarify: I'm talking about the Christmas dessert, not your crazy Aunt Betty.

Locals who know me personally are welcome to deliver their unwanted fruitcakes to my home or business.

Let the Fruitcake Frenzy begin!

P.S: this is a real address, so if you actually do mail a fruitcake, I'll receive it.  It's not, however, my home address, so if you actually ARE a crazy fruitcake and not  a delectable edible and decide to show up in person or try to stalk me, you'll be sadly disappointed.

P.P.S: There are some YMCAs that house people.  So it's not out of the realm of possibility for someone to have a residence address at a YMCA.  I just don't happen to be one of them.

P.P.P.S: If you're one of those people who doesn't read blog comments, I'm laughing my ass off over the image of someone mailing their crazy Aunt Betty or Uncle Mortimer to me.  [Ding Dong! Here's my family fruitcake; please give them a good home.]

Hahahahahahaha! [yes, I'm sick and twisted--it comes in handy for fiction writing]