Watch out, Austin Powers: Fat Bastard is Now in Publix

Remember Fat Bastard from the second and third Austin Powers movies?  The morbidly obese Scotsman who liked to eat babies?  Well, apparently he's retired from his career as a spy and now owns a vineyard where he makes Fat Bastard wine.  And like a six-hundred pound guy, Fat Bastard Pinot Noir packs quite a punch, especially for a screw-top vintage.


Notice the cute hippo on the label...I find that too hilarious for words.  Yeah, I'm easily amused.


I do have to say that Fat Bastard ruined me for the rest of the Thanksgiving holiday.  I drank two LARGE glasses (about 3 regular glasses) with dinner on Wednesday  night, and while it's a smooth Pinot Noir, I just didn't want any more booze on Thursday or Friday. 

So, Fat Bastard Pinot Noir . . . you can find it in the wine section of your local Publix.  It's pretty good.  And it has a hippo on the label.  Anything with animals on it is like a sure thing for me, especially cute animals.  A word of caution, though: don't Facebook or answer email after consuming several glasses of wine.  I wrote my name as Susab to an eBay customer.  They probably think I'm from India.  Or just a very bad speller. Eek!