April, 2011, That Monty Python Spam-Eggs-Spam Skit

It’s not as fun to reenact as you might think.

Me: Okay, before you watch this, you must go upstairs and put underpants on under your nightgown.

Her: (doing splits and the like all over the carpet) I don’t like underpants.

Me: I don’t recall asking you.

Her: But I don’t need them.

Me: Yeah, you do. Go and get some on.

Her: I don’t like underpants.

Me: This does not bode well for your future. Anyway, you have two choices—go upstairs and put underpants on, or go upstairs and get dressed. Which…now tha...