Avoid the 13/40 split

I’d like to speak to all the young women out there, perusing these ramblings of a middle agedyoung at heart homeschooling mom. I’m sure you’re out there, reading about my life of quiet desperationsupreme awesomeness, so I’m going to share a piece of very important life advice. Trust me, you need this.

Young women of this world, do whatever you need to do to avoid giving birth the year you are 27. Double the birth control, become a hermit, enter a nunnery. Donotspawn a mini-you during the twelv...