PLEASE SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE, GREG GUTFELD!
Does anyone else wish the Red Eye host would stick a sock in it -- or something that rhymes with sock? While I avoid Gutfeld's show like a Jehovah's Witness with hepatitis A, managed to catch him on Huckabee earlier this week (don't ask). Gutfeld, a former editor at Maxim (don't know if I'm more shocked by Gutfeld being an editor; or the fact that Maxim actually uses editors), had his panties in a bunch over the recent firing of General Stanley McChrystal. Gutfeld is one of those "pseudo patriots" -- y'know -- all for sending you and yours off to war, but would be the second guy to have his ass on a plane to Canada, should he be called upon to serve. (And second only, because my precious, white ass would already be in the seat in front of him.)
Gutfeld was whining about what a scumbag the Rolling Stone reporter who wrote the article on McChrystal is -- and even had the gall to snark: "Who reads that magazine (Rolling Stone) anyway?" Hmmmmm? Well Greg, one might ask the same of your former rag. Who the fuck reads Maxim?? Some twenty-something, Jersey Shore rejects who wanna know which protein bar has the fewest carbs -- or maybe sneak a peek at Lucy Liu's camel toe? Seriously Greg, are you gonna argue the case for Maxim vs Rolling Stone when it comes to journalistic excellence? That would be almost as ridiculous as comparing a no-talent, sub-turd like you to Hunter S. Thompson! But let's get back to that McChrystal thing. Whether or not you think the reporter who wrote the article is a snake; or don't care for Jann Wenner's politics, fact is, McChrystal screwed himself.
Why the hell is a 4 star general poppin' off to a reporter from Rolling Stone, like he's John Mayer dishin' the dirt on Jessica Simpson's fellatio skills?? McChrystal showed a stunning lapse in good judgement, not to mention a serious flaw in his cognitive thinking process. And it cost him his job. Period. Apparently the General doesn't know what even a kid from the streets of Queens, New York knows: never let your guard down -- EVER! Given this fact, maybe he wasn't the right guy to be running the war in Afghanistan? (By the way, I hear Petraeus is a pretty good general himself.) Time will tell. In any case, why blame Rolling Stone?? The right to free speech and a free press are the bedrock upon which this country was built. You're a patriot -- right Gutfeld? Ever notice how these same rights are expressly forbidden by the very thugs we're fighting? There's a good reason for it. Give people the right to free speech and a free press and who knows -- democracy may break out.
Gutfeld was whining about what a scumbag the Rolling Stone reporter who wrote the article on McChrystal is -- and even had the gall to snark: "Who reads that magazine (Rolling Stone) anyway?" Hmmmmm? Well Greg, one might ask the same of your former rag. Who the fuck reads Maxim?? Some twenty-something, Jersey Shore rejects who wanna know which protein bar has the fewest carbs -- or maybe sneak a peek at Lucy Liu's camel toe? Seriously Greg, are you gonna argue the case for Maxim vs Rolling Stone when it comes to journalistic excellence? That would be almost as ridiculous as comparing a no-talent, sub-turd like you to Hunter S. Thompson! But let's get back to that McChrystal thing. Whether or not you think the reporter who wrote the article is a snake; or don't care for Jann Wenner's politics, fact is, McChrystal screwed himself.
Why the hell is a 4 star general poppin' off to a reporter from Rolling Stone, like he's John Mayer dishin' the dirt on Jessica Simpson's fellatio skills?? McChrystal showed a stunning lapse in good judgement, not to mention a serious flaw in his cognitive thinking process. And it cost him his job. Period. Apparently the General doesn't know what even a kid from the streets of Queens, New York knows: never let your guard down -- EVER! Given this fact, maybe he wasn't the right guy to be running the war in Afghanistan? (By the way, I hear Petraeus is a pretty good general himself.) Time will tell. In any case, why blame Rolling Stone?? The right to free speech and a free press are the bedrock upon which this country was built. You're a patriot -- right Gutfeld? Ever notice how these same rights are expressly forbidden by the very thugs we're fighting? There's a good reason for it. Give people the right to free speech and a free press and who knows -- democracy may break out.
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