October 22, 2013: Which Is Worse?

Getting stuck at the top of the world's largest ferris wheel or being confronted by the world's most terrifying worm?



– Brian Engard



Warehouse 23 News: The Card Game Of Junk E-Mail



Earn a Gazillion Dollars Every Second!
Turn Pocket Lint Into Bitchin' Hot Rods!
Find God In Your Bathroom!



If you're on the Internet (and we're sure you are), you've seen messages like these.



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