More conversations with my 4-year-old

It should be noted for posterity that my kid is 6 now, but some of these just have to be documented.

Her: Last night I dreamed, no no, I WISHED, for a pink horsey. And I could RIDE it.

Me: I couldn’t be prouder if you’d got your period or passed all your OWLS.

Her: So yeah, we could get one.

Me:…they don’t make pink horses.

ALSO:

Her: (looking at the new parking lot) They built a road!

Me: Well, now that the strip mall is done, they need somewhere for people to park their cars.

Her:How did they do th...