The Tarantula on the Ceiling.

So you know how it is, right? You come home after being away for 2 hours and 40 minutes because your son left his cell phone at your house by mistake– so you drive to meet him at the halfway point, which takes an hour, and the two of you spend some time at a produce stand and you drive home through obnoxious traffic and you unload the car, carrying your purse, your water bottle, and four heavy bags of fresh produce and the dog greets you at the door but your husband is there, in his home offi...