"Everyone loves me. I go everywhere, and I don’t fight...



"Everyone loves me. I go everywhere, and I don’t fight with nobody. If somebody’s yelling at me, I just keep walking. I’ve only been in one fight. I used to be a taxi driver. One time I dropped somebody off at the airport, and I really had to pee. I saw a bathroom but three policeman said I could not use that bathroom. So I pushed them out of the way. But that’s only because I really had to pee."

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